Green's Restaurant & Oyster Bar

Business lunch was efficiently executed. Very satisfactory and reliable.
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OBW - View all reviews by this user
5 Overall rating
Food 5 | Service 5 | Atmosphere 5 | Value for money 5
Thursday, February 16, 2012

This place was so bad it was almost comical. Maybe we should have left soon after we sat down and they started reading from a list of what was no longer available on the menu. This list amounted to about half of all the options including all the Oysters being unavailable. The service was very poor. One waiter could not speak any English and didn't know the word "Wine". Another when asked what the house specialty was wasn't too sure and had a guess, describing it as haddock poached in egg (don't try that at home). The food we were able to choose was terrible. Fish and chips, where the overcooked battered fish had clearly been deep fried at least twice. Sausages and mash where the mash had a kind of crust on top (the sort you get if you microwave a cold plate of mash). I can't comment on the desserts, we weren't going to risk that. To their credit, they did offer to deduct the side dishes from the bill as compensation, but I wasnt there to save money, I was there for a nice meal. Avoid.
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2 Overall rating
Food 0 | Service 0 | Atmosphere 7 | Value for money 0
Saturday, December 03, 2011

A business lunch before Christmas.

Busy restaurant with attentive staff, but the food was..... bland.

Needs a refurbishment too!
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spookyzoo - View all reviews by this user
4 Overall rating
Food 2 | Service 5 | Atmosphere 5 | Value for money 3
Thursday, December 30, 2010

We went for dinner last night (2nd September 2009) and it felt as if it was a restaurant on 'automatic'.

The staff were cold though efficient. The food was average, the portions small. Small starters and even smaller portions of fish for mains.

I have been coming to Green's for years but on last night's performance it's lost its way, the prices have shot up, the staff have no personality and the food is average.

There are a lot of much nicer restaurants in the area. (Fortnum's is good now, Franco's - and Quaglino's is much better food and value).

Sadly, we'll give it a miss for a while.
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Ivan Daniel
4 Overall rating
Food 5 | Service 4 | Atmosphere 5 | Value for money 3
Thursday, September 03, 2009