Starvin' Marvin's

Central Parade, Western Avenue, Greenford, London, UB6 8TF - View on a map
Telephone: 020 8998 5132

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Overall 0.1
Food 0.5
Service 0.0
Atmosphere 0.0
Value 0.0
Based on 2 reviews

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My god this place is awful. £24 for a very average burger and tuna sandwich, tea and a small beer. It took the best part of a hour to arrive, the service was unfriendly despite having as many staff as customers. We went there years ago and it was great, such a waste of what should be a good diner. I will not be going back.
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Robert Seaman
Overall rating 0 stars
Food 1 | Service 0 | Atmosphere 0 | Value for money 0
Saturday, July 05, 2014

Absolutely appalling. Would never go back. The management is a disgrace and the food dreadful.
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pip - View all reviews by this user
Overall rating 0 stars
Food 0 | Service 0 | Atmosphere 0 | Value for money 0
Sunday, November 10, 2013

I went to this place the week it opened, years ago and it was brilliant. All the staff were in the same clean and crisp uniform. The service was excellent. It was spotless. Went back every so often and everything got worse and worse very quickly until the place was disgusting. As an American friend said to me 'the problem with American themed places in Britain is that you get the American theme but the British service'. I would be intrigued to know who owns this place. American diners with American quality in London should be making an absolute fortune.
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Gerald Buckley
Overall rating 0 stars
Food 0 | Service 0 | Atmosphere 0 | Value for money 0
Thursday, July 04, 2013

I wrote a review of Starvin' Marvins for this website but for some reason it was never published. I'm guessing that's because I used language that was unacceptable for human consumption. Like the food that inspired it. This time I won't use any of that language. Instead, I'm going to request that you imagine the five most disgusting words in the English language, and the next time someone suggests,' let's go to Starvin Marvins for eat a burger', remember to reply. 'No 1ing,2ing,3ing,4ing ,5ing way.'

The worst burger I have ever eaten.
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Jimmy Vincent
Overall rating 2 stars
Food 1 | Service 2 | Atmosphere 3 | Value for money 1
Tuesday, June 11, 2013

The service is absolutely appalling. Such a shame because the diner building is so unique. Waited over an hour for food - our order got misplaced - no apology offered. Visited on cold day and the diner was freezing cold.
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Overall rating 2 stars
Food 1 | Service 1 | Atmosphere 5 | Value for money 1
Friday, March 29, 2013

Starvin' Marvin's is rubbish!

Don't go there if you're expecting a clean, warm diner.

There is filthy cuttlery, greasy tabletops and the food takes ages to arrive. It's not worth the wait.

I'm not going back.
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Overall rating 3 stars
Food 6 | Service 2 | Atmosphere 0 | Value for money 2
Saturday, February 23, 2013

reviews for this place are poor, and no wonder.

the food is bland,the place isnt very clean,it is expensive for the quality of food.

above all this is a 50's diner without a 50's feel to it there is no atmosphere and the staff dont believe in the ethos of a diner.

if you want someone to turn this around put a contact app. on your web page and i will be in touch. i am passionate about american diners and would love the opportunity to help turn this into a place nostalgia buffs want to be
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colinc - View all reviews by this user
Overall rating 3 stars
Food 4 | Service 5 | Atmosphere 0 | Value for money 3
Friday, February 08, 2013

I wish we'd read reviews before we came here. The place was filthy, the food was disgusting. Possibly the most disappointing thing were the milkshakes that weren't made with ice cream but crushed ice cubes. They couldn't possibly have done more to make this an unacceptable eating experience.
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Julia
Overall rating 0 stars
Food 0 | Service 0 | Atmosphere 1 | Value for money 0
Thursday, February 07, 2013

We were warned that it would be 20 mins for food and that there were no all day breakfasts. This was at 12.00 on a Saturday. There was one guy waiting on the tables.

It's disorganised, dirty, expensive and the food is very below average and poor quality. My veggie burger was pathetic and the hot chocolate that is £2.30 is made from a packet with boiling water.

It's a shame, it could be a great place.
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JOOLS
Overall rating 2 stars
Food 2 | Service 1 | Atmosphere 1 | Value for money 2
Monday, January 28, 2013

Is shabby meant to be shabby and fear for your health, if it is this is so bang on it is scary. Scary is how you would feel if you had to eat there and risk your health. This dump is trading on the external look and british desire for Americana type stuff. Then once through the door knowing that the average brit is too shy to vote with there feet and walk. Don't do it, just go to McDonalds and that will be a positive experience by comparison.
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Fred
Overall rating 1 stars
Food 1 | Service 0 | Atmosphere 2 | Value for money 2
Friday, November 23, 2012


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