Gallery Mess

Saatchi Gallery, Duke of York's HQ, King's Road, Chelsea, London, SW3 4SQ - View on a map
Telephone: 0207 730 8135

Gallery Mess Restaurant In London
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Overall 9.5
Food 10.0
Service 9.5
Atmosphere 10.0
Value 8.5
Based on 2 reviews

what the critics say

Telegraph

Zoe Williams - 6/10

Friday, August 07, 2009 - Considering its slightly unforgiving interior, Gallery Mess has a very festive atmosphere, I must say...She had the beef carpaccio with something green, probably rocket, and something hard and scrapey, almost certainly parmesan. Nothing really tasted of itself. I suppose maybe the beef did its job, though it was buried under quite a truffly mayonnaise, but the rest was just texture. I had exactly the same problem with my crab linguine. I could see the crab but no way could I have closed my eyes and pictured it bursting fresh from the sea. It could have been anything.

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Marina O'Loughlin - 3/5

Wednesday, August 05, 2009 - The food arrives promptly and raises few complaints. It's all kept deliberately simple, and there are several dishes that are little more than assemblies. But, still, there are things we like: a nutty salad with spelt and crayfish; fresh-tasting gazpacho; a serviceable if not thrilling organic burger...Puddings are great fun: chocolate sundae with toffee popcorn and popcorn-flavoured ice cream; foofy little rhubarb and strawberry crumble.

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Recently my boyfriend and I went to the Gallery Mess for dinner. I ordered the egg tagliatelle and my boyfriend the burger (nothing new there). They were full of flavour, and decent sized portions. There were not many people in the restaurant, so the staff kept checking in on us, which was a little annoying, but I'm sure if it were busier, they wouldn't have been so concerned with our well- being (which is not a bad thing). Overall, I really enjoyed the atmosphere and meal, and would definitely recommend to a friend.
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Overall rating 10 stars
Food 10 | Service 10 | Atmosphere 10 | Value for money 9
Monday, November 07, 2011

Enjoyed a fabulous evening meal here with a friend after work. We both had 2 course meals inc a main and dessert. I had the Brixham market fisherman's pot and my friend had salmon and cod fishcake with sautéed spinach and sorrel cream. The service was friendly and easy and the environment is fascinating with the Saatchi Gallery's beautiful artworks. Heading back in a few weeks with my boyfriend.
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Sarah L
Overall rating 9 stars
Food 10 | Service 9 | Atmosphere 10 | Value for money 8
Friday, August 12, 2011

"Mess" is a very appropriate name for this joint. It is hopelessly run with service that even an Aberdeen Angus steakhouse would beat. Avoid this useless venue. Worst of all was that they served my party WARM white wine.
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Bernard Jackson-Smyth - View all reviews by this user
Overall rating 1 stars
Food 2 | Service 0 | Atmosphere 1 | Value for money 0
Saturday, October 31, 2009

Myself, my parter and a friend had the misfortune to be there on saturday morning for coffee & a snack. 2 hot-chocolates sent back for being cold; had to ask 3 times for water. Had to ask twice for more thimbles of oil & balsamic with the £2:50 2 slices of bread. And finally had to ask 3 times to see the manager to complain, who when he eventually arrived was useless! Treat yourself, go somewhere else nearby.
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Stuart Orton
Overall rating 2 stars
Food 2 | Service 1 | Atmosphere 2 | Value for money 1
Tuesday, September 01, 2009

We decided to escape the noise of the Carnival on Sunday and head down to Peter Jones to do a bit of shopping, all pretty predictable for a Bank Holiday. After a fruitless trip up and down the Kings Road trying to find her a new dress I suggested to my lovely wife we grab a bite and a drink somewhere.

I remembered the piece on this site about "Gallery Mess" so after looking at the menu and like the sound of the scones with cream we decided to pop in. It was reasonably busy inside and out but we were offered a choice of tables. We ordered tea for two and the scones. These came out as 3 mini scones each served with a little individual pot of jam and generous helping of cream. The scones were delicious and warm which was a nice touch.

Gallery Mess certainly look like a nice place to sit and people watch or be seen. Service was professional and the price reasonable. It seems to get in a good mix of clientele. We were particularly taken with the table next to us of twenty-something affluent girls who appeared to think they were in the british version of "The Hills" , Lauren and Heidi had nothing on these 3. All in all very pleased we popped in and a great choice if you are shopping on the Kings Road.
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david ginsberg - View all reviews by this user
Overall rating 8 stars
Food 8 | Service 7 | Atmosphere 8 | Value for money 8
Tuesday, September 01, 2009

what the bloggers say

Oliver Thring

Oliver Thring

Monday, June 29, 2009 - A saddle of lamb is chewily overcooked, though its couscous is intelligently spiced and the dish looks delightful. Salmon poached with sauce vierge is excellent, rosy and tender, bathing in extra virgin and speckled with capers. A knickerbocker glory is bizarrely constructed with peanut brittle and bashed up creme brulee, though its fruit bleeds juicily within...Overall, Gallery Mess is ideal for a spot of lunch after a morning shopping on the KR. Its product is far better than you'd expect in a gallery caff.

Bellaphon

Bellaphon

Wednesday, June 17, 2009 - Although the place is a barely a month old, the long and narrow room was well populated with diners that were unsurprisingly of the well-to-do caste...The Knickerbockerglory with crème brûlée, berries, ice cream and shortbread biscuit - This pudding evokes childhood memories. Expensive but magnanimously divine. Might as well make Gallery Mess Cafe & Bar a destination place for this dish alone. For those who feel utterly miserable and old, this pud will undoubtedly put the young back in your heart.

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