Tracey MacLeod reviews
Plum + Spilt Milk - 10/15
Saturday, April 27, 2013 - Grilled spatchcock poussin from the Inka grill didn't need more than a squoosh from the chargrilled lime that came with it. But slow-braised Jacob's Ladder (aka short rib) in a sweet, lip-sticking reduction, was tipped towards sickly by the parsnip mash...It's a decent restaurant, with a female-friendly vibe – our fellow guests included several all-women groups. But with a less clear proposition than the Gilbert Scott, St Pancras's Brit-brasserie, it's going to have to work a lot harder to promote itself as a destination restaurant.
Balthazar - 13/15
Saturday, March 16, 2013 - There's been so much pre-publicity about this long-awaited opening, it could easily have fallen flat. But though the London branch may be a pastiche of a pastiche, there's nothing brash about it – in fact it has that touch of mystery and magic that characterises all great restaurants.
Langan's Brasserie - 12/15
Saturday, March 02, 2013 - A main course escalope of veal Holstein was overfacingly enormous – two continents of breaded meat, topped with overlapping fried eggs, capers, crosshatchings of anchovy, and served with a jug of gravy. Definitely blokes' food. For the ladies, pan-fried seabream with crushed potatoes and rouille was decent, unexciting, gastropubbish fare...Langan's may have dropped off the radar for London's fickle foodies, but it's still a fine, fun lunch spot. And it obviously still has a very healthy fan base.
John Salt - 11/15
Saturday, February 02, 2013 - From the ascetic side, a beautifully simple poussin, lightly smoked over applewood, then deep-fried in beef fat, leaving the flesh juicy and the skin crisp, under a scattering of green chilli slices. On the messy side, an indulgent pork hash, in which melting hunks of cured pork belly and pulled pork shoulder jostled with crisply-fried potatoes, peas and sweetcorn, all topped with a single, perfect poached egg yolk...The owners, having scored themselves another prize in Neil Rankin, should hang on to him.
Bounce - 11/15
Saturday, January 19, 2013 - The menu, which is also available to order table-side, keeps things simple; some basic antipasti, a handful of mains, and a selection of hand-thrown pizzas from the enormous wood-fired oven. Only the pizzas were any good...But it's a fantastically fun one. The music is great, the staff upbeat and appropriately bouncy. Even at 6pm on the first Monday in January, the place was packed.
Bo London - 10/15
Saturday, January 05, 2013 - Leung's GB-inspired menu, in which he wackily reinterprets some of our national dishes, may be a great headline-grabber, but it also offers moments of subtlety and brilliance...For all Leung's talk of pushing diners out of the comfort zone, Bo London isn't game-changing. But our meal had an integrity which made it much more than Chinese food with a modernist vajazzle. It won't cause the sensation here that it caused in Hong Kong, but it will attract an audience, of the rich, jaded and curious.
The Quality Chop House - 13/15
Saturday, December 08, 2012 - The food was really excellent. Ox tongue, braised and fried into crisp little fritters, with a dab of salsa verde; Welsh rarebit so fine it made us forgive them for serving us cheese on toast when we were paying for a babysitter. Then fish – delicate, Cornish hot-smoked mackerel with the lightest celeriac remoulade. The centrepiece, Denham estate lamb, came on a vintage platter, in two cuts – sweet, pink folds of leg, and strips of salty, fatty belly. A heady braise of red cabbage galvanised the whole dish and almost eclipsed the meat.
The Pompadour by Galvin - 10/15
Saturday, November 24, 2012 - After a selection of pastry-based morsels, a pre-starter arrived in the form of the Galvins' fabled crab and scallop lasagne. The silky pliability of the pasta was miraculous; even more so in a starter proper of rabbit ravioli, filled with meat as melting as oxtail, partnered with the citric snap of artichokes barigoule...If the Galvins can succeed in making the room feel even a tiny bit as vibrant as the food, then Edinburgh will have a fabulous new place to watch – and experience – the fireworks.
Michael Nadra Primrose Hill - 10/15
Saturday, October 27, 2012 - Venison came two ways, the saddle roasted and sliced rare, the shank slow-cooked to fathomless richness. A gamey take on a sausage roll and a rosti of vegetables tipped the dish towards comfort food, anchored by a glossy sauce flavoured with dark chocolate. Helen's grouse had been through the full Bridget Jones grooming protocol; the shiny legs served separately on a side plate, the pert breast accessorised with girolles, watercress and bread sauce...The building lacks a heart. Nadra was at the bar when we left and we exchanged goodbyes. He was matey and charming – everything his restaurant isn't.
Green Man & French Horn - 11/15
Saturday, October 13, 2012 - There was an ascetic simplicity to a whole grilled mackerel, immaculately fresh – the skin glistening, the rich, dark flesh falling sweetly from the bone – which came naked to the table with nothing but an acidulous tangle of pickled cucumber. A heap of tiny brown shrimp tumbled from a mimosa fluff of grated egg white and yolk, with some silky, sour-sweet leeks vinaigrette. This is modern British cooking, rather than old-fashioned French...My lunch may not have taught me much about the Loire and its gastronomic tributaries. But I did feel as though I'd discovered another reason to fall in love with London.
Bubbledogs - 9/15
Saturday, September 29, 2012 - The sausages have an authentic burst and bite to them. But we found the fixings were too insistent to partner well with champagne. A side helping of tater tots – crunchy, hash-brownish potato barrels – proved a better match, but perhaps that's just because of the historic association of champagne and slightly underwhelming finger food...If the sight of an empty champagne box being used to hold squeezy bottles of ketchup and mayo doesn't cause a storm-the-barricades red mist to descend, you may well like the place. I came away seething, with a garlicky aftertaste and a hefty dry-cleaning bill.
Aloka - 10/15
Saturday, August 25, 2012 - A mezze platter contained more vegetables than the average corner shop, most of them elaborately primped and prepped – a vivid shot of raw butternut squash and apple soup; peppery beetroot crisps; griddled aubergine wrapped round something ratatouille-ish; pliable linseed crispbreads for dipping in tapenade or a cashew nut and cardamom dip; various unidentified, but mostly delicious, gloops and grains. And weirdly, amid all those raw ingredients, a sprig of oven-roasted grapes and two piping-hot tomatoes, adding a levelling touch of the full English to an other-wordly plateful.
Shrimpy's
Saturday, August 04, 2012 - Sweetcorn chowder, too often a one-note blast of creamy sweetness, was well-anchored with salt and spice, and swirls of sour cream and chilli oil to keep things interesting. And Shrimpy's must-have dish – the soft-shell crab burger that had its own Twitter following within days – lived up to its rep, the soft sesame bun char-striped from the grill, the crab's distinctive flavour shining through a golden puffy batter. But tuna tostada – fried tortilla decorated with raw tuna, shredded lettuce, avocado and tendrils of fried onion – seemed to have been put together purely for visual effect, the tostada itself as chewy as an old toenail.
Brasserie Zedel - 11/15
Saturday, July 21, 2012 - The main courses were a distinct improvement, and both served with the kind of flourish that lived up to the setting. Choucroute Alsacienne - served in a convincingly huge portion, on a raised platter - was like a holiday on a plate, the heap of cabbage fragrant and not over-salted, topped with a generous selection of porky cuts. Steak and chips, served with a shallot sauce, was also good, and good value at 10.95...Unlike its sister venues, it isn't a place to see and be seen, but a place to eat and eat smugly, in surroundings that would make any occasion feel rather special.
HIX at The Tramshed - 12/15
Saturday, June 23, 2012 - There's a Hirst-evoking touch of the macabre in the way the chickens come to table - vertically spiked, with legs crossed, as though they've swan-dived onto the plate. For 25 pounds, you get a bird big enough to feed three...Steak is served medium rare, unless otherwise requested and again, there's no choice - just the 'mighty-marbled Glenarm sirloin', dry-aged in a Himalayan salt chamber and served with Bearnaise sauce and chips. Deep red inside, with a dark and dirty char and a strip of caramelised fat, it was terrific, and decent value...There's so much to like about Tramshed.
Sketch Lecture Room and Library - 12/15
Saturday, May 19, 2012 - Sometimes these oddities worked brilliantly. But sometimes they just seemed a bit random. That said, Gagnaire's open-minded approach, particularly to Asian ingredients, creates some intriguing high points. A cocotte of Iberico pork chop comes with a salad of pig's ear and kimchi. Dover sole is dusted with toasted hazelnuts and bathed in a velouté of black rice. And there is some serious technique at work behind the riffing on temperature and texture, courtesy of head chef Jean Denis Le Bras.
Petersham Nurseries - 13/15
Saturday, April 14, 2012 - There's something wonderful about eating fresh, green, unmessed-about-with food in an al fresco setting. And a tagine of cumin-fragrant aubergine, potato and chickpeas, felt a bit heavy to work as a lunch dish on an unseasonably sunny day. But grilled poussin, its skin rubbed with spices and cooked to a crisp char, was fabulous. Accessorised with winter tomatoes, a caramelised mulch of shallots and griddled flatbread, it was a perfectly balanced plateful...Malouf is clearly relishing the challenge; there was nothing wobbly about our lunch, which felt true to the quirky spirit of Petersham, but grounded in professionalism.
Ceviche - 11/15
Saturday, March 31, 2012 - Ceviche, served here in small glass bowls, is basically beige lumps of fish sitting in a puddle of what looks like opaque washing-up water. But wowser, does it taste good: a punchy, citric explosion of flavour which jump-starts the taste buds and sets the heart racing. We were thrilled by the way in which, once the initial citric blast had receded, subtler flavours emerged, sour, sweet and gently spicy...Also great, from the menu of anticuchos, or grilled skewers, was superbly tender beef heart, which tasted somewhere between steak and liver, and came striped and sizzling from the grill, with a chilli sauce for dipping.
Fitzbillies - 12/15
Saturday, March 17, 2012 - Shoulder of kid had been pot-roasted in wine, and came with 'baker's oven potatoes', cooked, Lyonnaise-style, in a sweet mulch of shallots. At the other end of the ascetic spectrum from my Desperate Dan-scaled hunk of meat was Ireena's spiced rice and chickpea pilaff. So perfectly did it recall her mother's homemade kitcheree, it reduced her to a state of Proustian confusion, though a raita-like fresh cheese scented with coriander and chicory and red onion relish took the plateful to another level...To find a restaurant as good as Fitzbillies anywhere would be heartening. To find one in Cambridge, notoriously the UK's worst 'clone town', is inspirational.
The Lounge at Odeon (Whiteleys)
Saturday, February 25, 2012 - Venison chilli, served in a puffy taco basket, had a rich, almost chocolatey, depth of flavour, and nearly all of it made the journey successfully into my mouth (dry-cleaning bills are an additional cost to be factored in). Harry's 'Royale' - a fillet steak, served burger-style in an airy, sesame-coated bun - was a much more sensible choice...To call it fine dining is a stretch, but it's certainly a fine - and different - night out. Just remember to do a bit of research on the film before you book.
34 - 12/15
Saturday, January 21, 2012 - 'He knows his market so well, this is perfect for where it is and who it serves,' was Russell's verdict. For me, 34 lacked the theatrical buzziness of rival opening, The Delaunay. But it will doubtless become a favourite of the Mayfair set, who can watch their steaks sizzling on the grill, all trace of smoke whisked away by a top-of-the-range air conditioning system. And that sums the place up. It may have the steaks, but it just doesn't have the sizzle.
Mishkin's - 11/15
Saturday, December 17, 2011 - Cod cheek popcorn, a heap of crunchy battered morsels garlanded with loops of chilli, offers a sassy update of the fried fish tradition; everyone around us seemed to be ordering it. Latkes, fried cakes of grated potato, are here rarefied to the point of delicacy, a filigree of oil-less crunch. Partnered with smoked eel, apple sauce and sour cream, they were a high point of the meal...The salt beef sandwich was less successful, thanks to nose-clearing amounts of Colman's mustard which made every mouthful a battle.
Aurelia - 9/15
Monday, December 05, 2011 - Our salt marsh leg of lamb arrived pre-carved into a fan of thin, pink-centred slices - we're ladies, we can't cut our own meat! - and drizzled with salmoriglio, this season's gremolata. We partnered it with a gratin dauphinoise, which for an extra 20 quid can be pimped up with white truffle, shaved tableside. We caught a fleeting aroma of truffle, but the flavour never really fought its way out over all that cheese...A meal that was characterised by careful good taste, rather than exuberant explosions of flavour - pleasing, rather than fabulous - ended with an autumnal dessert of mascarpone cheesecake, served with slices of spiced quince.
Massimo Restaurant & Oyster Bar - 11/15
Saturday, November 05, 2011 - A single breadcrumbed mussel and a shot-glass of foamed pumpkin soup arrived almost as soon as we sat down, followed, at a slightly erratic pace, by some pretty decent modern Italian dishes. Spaghetti, with a blowsy, oily sauce of porcini and diced calamari, delivered a big slap of Mediterranean flavours, as did grilled octopus, smoky and tender, served with a subtle aioli. Both mains featured shimmeringly fresh fish and pitch-perfect confidence with saucing; John Dory came anchored by a bisque-ish pumpkin and crab sauce, while sea bass was partnered with the crispest of battered prawns and a lemon sauce to underscore the Asian influence.
The Asquith - 10/15
Saturday, October 22, 2011 - My main course was a sensational reboot of a classic Tournedos Rossini, with braised ox cheek standing in for steak, and sauteed duck liver for foie gras. With Puy lentils and pommes puree, it was a memorably satisfying, grown-up plateful...I've never reviewed a restaurant on my own before, or indeed reviewed one on opening night. But The Asquith survived both tests triumphantly. It may not be Birmingham's most beautiful restaurant, but the quality of the food offers a ringing endorsement of the city's claim as a foodie capital. Now all it needs is customers.
Bread Street Kitchen - 8/15
Saturday, October 08, 2011 - In fact, nearly everything we ate was good, from super-crisp potato croquettes filled with braised pig's cheek, to a nicely-balanced crab linguine, warmed by a breath of chilli. Steaks and burgers are the new gold standard of London dining, and BSK's burger is a worthy contender, made with ground short rib, for a notably juicy bite and topped with melted Bermondsey Flier cheese...But they don't have a clue how to look after their customers. And unless they bring a little uptown courtesy to their new downtown operation, I won't be dropping in again to say hello anytime soon.
Cafe Rouge (The Strand) - 7/15
Saturday, September 24, 2011 - The duck rillettes tasted freshly prepared and authentic. As did a twice-baked cheese souffle. Not so the steak frites. Billed as 'succulent, prime sirloin steak', the meat was tough and ragged, and seemed to grow in the mouth the longer you chewed it. The meat was also the weak link in one of the new dishes, poulet jaune grille, whose juxtaposition of dry, exhausted chicken and pert baby tomatoes brought to mind Hugh Hefner's recent engagement photos. Bouillabaisse was better, built on a decent stock with a saffronish warmth to it, and clearly made from scratch.
Ondine - 12/15
Saturday, August 13, 2011 - To get the full experience, we ordered the roast shellfish platter to share, although I was secretly feeling I couldn't get too excited about another plate of shellfish. And then it arrived, a fabulous selection, garlanded with samphire, chilli and sea purslane. Local lobster, crab and langoustines, grilled with butter and wild garlic, whose warm buzz set the tastebuds singing. Razor clams, cockles and mussels, cooked mariniere style, in white wine. Loch Fyne oysters supplying a blast of iodine freshness. This was a feast, and by the time we'd worked our way messily through it, I'd fallen in love with shellfish all over again.
Roganic - 13/15
Saturday, July 30, 2011 - The combinations offered by Rogan and head chef Ben Spalding aren't just unlikely - they're downright odd. Roasted brill comes garnished with 'chicken salt': chicken skin rubbed with sea salt and thyme, like savoury popping candy. 'Vintage' potatoes are dusted with the ashes of dehydrated onions. The saltiness of seawater-cured mackerel is punctuated by droplets of warm elderflower honey...Pretentious as all this may sound, Roganic doesn't feel over-cerebral. Even after three hours and 10-plus courses (plus, gulp, an optional selection of British cheeses), we felt stimulated, rather than overloaded.
Quince - 10/15
Saturday, June 18, 2011 - Some, but not all, of the dishes we tried reflected the dazzle of the menu. A main-course salad which married burrata with pomegranate, tomatoes and chunks of bread was a winner, ditto a brace of spice-coated lamb cutlets, which disappeared in two bites. But I was mystified by my main course...Chatting to Silvena Rowe, she seemed determined to build the restaurant's reputation on food alone, rather than through association with the celebs who frequent the hotel. But for us, the food wasn't quite the draw we hoped it would be. 'It's basically tricked-out Turkish-ish,' concluded my friend.
Kateh - 9/15
Saturday, June 04, 2011 - Terrific though the grilled meats were, it was the slow-cooked dishes which won our hearts. Barbary duck leg, cooked in a glossy stew of ground walnuts and pomegranate juice, and finished with lime juice and pomegranate seeds, was as good as it sounds. The sour-sweet notes of tamarind and pomegranate also gave an unexpected blast of flavour to a fillet of pan-fried cod, in an adapted version of the traditional cod stew from Southern Iran...The young front of house team seems to be struggling to keep up, but they are sweet and eager to please.
The Gilbert Scott - 14/15
Saturday, May 21, 2011 - The Gilbert Scott may be a brasserie, but the starter portions struck us as rather dainty. Not so the altogether heartier mains. Suffolk stew combined mutton meatballs with lentils, pearl barley and the occasional, surprising fishy gust of anchovy, into something that owed more to Scandinavia than to Suffolk. Dorset jugged steak - slow-braised featherblade which yielded to the fork like the filling of some celestial pie - came with sprightly pork dumplings and a sticky port reduction...The nostalgic glamour of the Gilbert Scott left us feeling as though we'd been a very long way away, back to a more elegant age. Only let's face it, the food back then would never have been this good.
St John Hotel - 10/15
Saturday, April 16, 2011 - As fans of the house style know, behind St John's unpromisingly terse menu descriptions are dishes that not only taste good, but are also in perfect good taste. A starter of sliced veal tongue and waxy new potatoes was lifted by a perfectly pitched mustard-sharp dressing. Crumbed skate cheeks, crisp, scampi-like nuggets, came with tartare sauce for dipping...The pricing might seem a bit steep in places but this is a prime slab of real estate. And neither location or pricing seemed to deter the Modern British crowd who were still pouring in at 11pm.
The Fox & Grapes - 9/15
Saturday, April 02, 2011 - We gave both sides of the menu a work-out, and found the pub-style dishes more satisfying than the cheffier ones. Best of our starters was a slice of pork pie, traditionally made but with a subtle apple flavour to the jelly. 'Classic prawn cocktail' was almost that, but the substitution of flabby and textureless crayfish tails for prawns meant it fell short of its billing...Mains were all good, particularly the fish and chips - or at least the fish part, foamily fresh hake in a brown-ale batter which had a dry, tempura-like, crunch. Had the chips really been chips, rather than fried wedges of skin-on potato, it would have been great.
NOPI - 11/15
Saturday, March 19, 2011 - Dishes come to table, tapas-style, as they're ready. Best of those we tried were both meaty. Braised lamb belly with wild mushrooms and sumac had a smoky depth of flavour, the meat soft as butter. Twice-cooked baby chicken - first poached in stock, then blasted under the grill - was vividly spicy, and further revved up by a sweet chilli sauce...Good though most of our dishes were, we both found something disorientating about the Nopi experience, with its unfamiliar ingredients, unpredictable meal structure and unclassifiable decor. That disorientation intensified after a visit to the loos, a nightclub-style hall of mirrors.
Amaranto - 8/15
Saturday, February 26, 2011 - The menu is strong on pasta dishes, and both we tried were good: paccheri with scorpion fish and purple sprouting broccoli in a fresh, chilli-spiked tomato sauce, and a lamb ragout folded through chestnut pappardelle with Testun cheese. Head chef Davide Degiovanni has worked in Ristorante Semplice and Locanda Locatelli and his food here often achieves similar heights. Both mains showed an openness to non-canonical ingredients: slow-cooked leg of rabbit cacciatora came in the traditional mushroom sauce, but was deboned, and stuffed with spinach, feta and black olive, while ashed monkfish, pan-roasted in Lardo di Colonnato, came with a Jerusalem artichoke and anchovy puree. And yet, despite the generally high standard, there were glitches which were, as the football commentators say, unacceptable at this level.
Dinner by Heston Blumenthal - 14/15
Saturday, February 12, 2011 - My starter, the savage-sounding 'rice and flesh', turned out to be a fashion-plate of a dish, in which glossy mouthfuls of braised calf tail posed on a luscious, vividly yellow risotto, stippled with saffron and pleasingly acidulous. Heston's historical tour has revisited some of his own history, too. A main course of duck leg, deboned and cooked sous-vide, then glazed in honey and spices, wasn't that far from the hammed duck legs he perfected in the early days of the Fat Duck. Spiced pigeon was a perfectly-pitched plateful, the sweet, pink meat partnered with wonderfully smoky artichokes in a heavily-reduced ale sauce.
Van Zeller - 10/15
Saturday, January 29, 2011 - The smart but not overly formal dining room reflects Van Zeller's 'fine food without the fuss' philosophy, the standard-issue black leather chairs, cream walls, white tablecloths and hotel artwork offset by a pleasingly scruffy black wooden floor...A starter of roast mallard breast, from the nearby Ripley Castle estate, impressed not just for the big, deep flavour of the ruby-red meat, but for the range of flavours that surrounded it; a dusting of powdered cep underpinning the dish with a subtle note of umami, while celeriac remoulade and quince jelly did interesting things in the foreground.
Bill's Restaurant (St Martin's Courtyard) - 9/15
Saturday, January 15, 2011 - Surrounded by esoteric food-stuffs, we worked our way through a pretty average meal. Fried calamari rings, under-seasoned and served with a garlic dip that put the 'meh' into mayo. A mulch of chorizo and tomato on chargrilled bread which called to mind pasta sauce on toast. A prawn curry that was no more than curry sauce on rice, topped with a few chargrilled prawns; chicken paillard with spring onion mash, and a burger distinguished only by its glossy brioche bun. All perfectly OK, and not unreasonably priced, with starters around 5 quid, and mains 8-11.50, but nothing special.
Kopapa - 9/15
Saturday, January 08, 2011 - Kopapa may not be beautiful, and it may not be particularly on-trend, but there's something informal and youthful about the place which sets it apart from all the tasteful new arrivals. And it's heartening to see Peter Gordon opting to stay small and interesting rather than going corporate. If he can smooth out the clunky service, and make the room feel as inviting as the food, Kopapa should make it on to a few best-of-the-year lists in 12 months' time.
The Savoy Grill - 12/15
Saturday, December 11, 2010 - Both main courses showcased top-quality British meat. Beef from Dedham Vale got a generous, two-way treatment, partnering meltingly tender shoulder, slow-braised in red wine, with a hunk of pinkly roasted fillet, and a sauce of creamed wild mushrooms. Oliver's venison chop came with game chips and half a head of caramelised roasted garlic, and was served rare, at his request. Succulent and sweet, with a smoky char, it was knock-out...This was an impressive performance, and already the room has the excitable hum of a successful restaurant.
Hawksmoor Seven Dials - 12/15
Saturday, November 27, 2010 - Charlie's sirloin, a hefty, bone-in slab, lived up to that billing. The Josper charcoal grill gives a deep, smoky char, but inside the flesh is rosily pink and full of flavour. Chips are given due care and attention; we preferred the triple-cooked frites to the chunkier ones fried in beef dripping. And as for that kimchi burger? It was pop-art in a roll, a collision of colourful, brash flavours that shouldn't have worked together but absolutely did. The patty itself, exuding the heady whiff of beef marrow, held its own against the zingily hot kimchi, which fizzes through a range of flavours leaving a smile on your face.
Les Deux Salons - 12/15
Saturday, October 30, 2010 - The downstairs dining room has a distinctly masculine vibe, with its mosaic marbled floors, dark woodwork, and handsome stained-glass skylight...Pan-fried plaice was lifted by a stuffing of shrimp and kaffir lime leaves, and partnered with salsify and trompette de la mort so sophisticated they threatened to overshadow the main event. Also sophisticated, almost to a fault, was Caroline's saddle of rabbit, in which the meat had been stuffed with a forcemeat and rolled into caul-wrapped parcels.
Loves Restaurant - 10/15
Saturday, October 23, 2010 - Despite the evident excellence of the food, our dinner at Loves amounted to less than the sum of its parts. This style of cooking, with its Morse code of dots and dashes on each plate, sends out a message of special-occasion indulgence, and the prices push in that direction, too, we paid 60 a head before service. But this bland, flat-pack setting just isn't a special-occasion venue. Quite why the Loves ever thought it could be, is a mystery. If ever there was a case of right chef, wrong restaurant, this is it.
Trullo - 12/15
Saturday, October 09, 2010 - To have secured a table is clearly cause enough for jubilation. But to eat the dishes produced in Trullo's tiny kitchen is very heaven. Mussels and slices of Amalfi lemon, crisp-fried in the lightest polenta crumb; grilled quail, the meat pink and sweet under smokily charred skin, with a silky roast pepper aioli; chilli-hot rump of lamb, grilled over charcoal and lapped by creamy, rosemary-scented white beans; a glistening, chargrilled mackerel, lightly pink at the bone, with Castelluccio lentils. We could have been eating in that perfect, elusive little Tuscan trattoria Islingtonians dream of finding on holiday...
Shaka Zulu - 8/15
Saturday, September 18, 2010 - From the braai grill, fillet of Red Poll beef, from the Sandringham estate, was tender but tasteless, showing no sign of having been cooked over charcoal, and cost a mighty 32 pounds (though the menu listed it at 28)...For the echt bushtucker trial experience, we applied ourselves to shaved biltong, jaw-achingly chewy strips of dried meat evoking the contents of a chiropodist's Hoover bag. Truly a dish only an expat could love. As was a dessert called Koeksisters, plaited doughnuts, shellacked in sugar syrup, which should have been served with their own power tool.
Flinty Red - 10/15
Saturday, August 21, 2010 - My pork chop didn't quite have enough char from its time under the grill, but the oozy blast of Mediterranean flavours supplied by a blanket of morcilla, raisins and pine nuts more than compensated. Pete's pan-fried grey mullet was so delicate as to be almost overwhelmed by its accompanying fennel...With its wine dinners and tasting events, Flinty Red is trying hard to make a connection between the worlds of food and wine, which all too often operate at arm's length. The result may be cramped, noisy and hot. But it's also adventurous and eager to please.
Cantina Laredo - 6/15
Saturday, July 24, 2010 - The sheer size of our starters, each vast bowl packed with redundant chopped lettuce and other bulking agents, confirmed that this wasn't going to be an exquisite fine dining experience. Quesadillas stuffed with gooey Oaxaca cheese, mushrooms and caramelised onions offered a flavour experience straight out of Pizza Express. Cilantro chicken salad, made with several kilos of grilled chicken, black beans and avocado, also failed to deliver any of the expected jolts of flavour.
TABLE - 9/15
Saturday, July 10, 2010 - A single sardine, chargrilled so that the soft, smoky flesh was exposed beneath the heat-blistered skin, came with rocket smartly dressed with peppery olive oil. Only a smoked trout salad combining fridge-cold fish with equally chilly Jersey Royals and underpowered horseradish cream fell short...Our only non-fishy dish was exactly the sort of food you want to eat in a heatwave - a Middle Eastern-inspired partnership of spatchcocked chicken, zippy harissa-flavoured yoghurt dressing and a veg-packed couscous which, unusually, not only tasted of something, but tasted actively fantastic.
The Old Brewery - 11/15
Saturday, June 26, 2010 - We start with the echt Greenwich experience - a plate of devilled whitebait, and a glass of Hospital Porter. They were pretty damned fresh, dusted in paprika and served with a caper mayonnaise. Oysters - half a dozen for 8.50 - get the full production, raised on a platter over cracked ice, with shallot vinaigrette, Tabasco and a jug of stout to pour over them...Locals seem to have taken to the Old Brewery with enthusiasm - a few months after opening, both bar and restaurant were busy on a midweek evening.
Gauthier Soho - 8/15
Saturday, June 12, 2010 - The delicacy of Gauthier's cooking asserted itself in our starters. David's seared scallops with lime, celery and a crustacean veloute were precisely cooked; my spring truffle risotto, creamy but still with a bit of bite, was 'properly truffle-y', and topped with a glorious blanket of shaved fresh truffle...Our bill came to 40 a head, which felt like a bargain, given the ritziness of the Gauthier offer. But the chef/patron's gifts as a cook don't compensate for the awkwardness and sterility of the experience.
Petrus - 10/15
Saturday, May 01, 2010 - There was a lack of pepperiness to the vivid green liquid which was poured over roasted langoustine tails, to stunning visual effect. Also beautiful, but marginally underpowered, was Frank's tartar of yellow-fin tuna, sprinkled with Oscietra caviar...We left Petrus feeling that we had experienced the special evening we'd hoped for. There may not be anything dazzling about the food, but the smoothness of the operation, and Ramsay's determination to make a success of it, make it the ideal venue for a special occasion.
Colony Bar & Grill - 8/15
Saturday, April 03, 2010 - The bar snacks were more exciting; particularly a cube of char-grilled barramundi, fragrant with coriander, lime and chilli, and sauteed calamari which delivered a chilli kick. Mains are designed to be shared. Ours ranged from the relatively traditional - an aromatic rogan josh-style dish of slow-cooked shoulder of mutton - to a vivid and precisely cooked piece of monkfish, roasted in the tandoor, and served with crab vermicelli. Side dishes included terrific smoky aubergine and light and buttery naan.
Crabshakk - 11/15
Saturday, March 06, 2010 - Crab cakes, generously stuffed with white crabmeat spiked with chilli and parsley, benefited from the simple treatment, as did seared scallops, served sizzling on the skillet with a herb-scented butter...From the daily specials, meltingly fresh plaice, breaded and fried, came with a truffle and tarragon mayonnaise, in which the truffle oil was rather too dominant. Muriel's 'wee supper' - that's a small helping of fish and chips - offered a generous piece of beer-battered cod for 5.95, though the jumbo chips, like fried segments of baked potato, didn't seem to belong on the same plate.
Hunter 486 at The Arch - 8/15
Saturday, February 20, 2010 - Main courses are reasonably priced and generally well put together, if unexciting. Spatchcocked poussin, grilled with lemon and thyme, was over-reliant on a heavily reduced Madeira jus to supply interest. Confit of pork belly similarly fell short on the flavour front; all the fat had been cooked off, leaving the meat bland under its carapace of crackling...If you were a resident, you'd probably be delighted to find a restaurant this good downstairs. But as a destination in its own right, it hasn't quite found its USP.
21212 - 11/15
Saturday, February 06, 2010 - Main courses, for all their intense hits of flavour and textural contrasts, were again stimulating and frustrating in equal measure. Like a Generation Game contestant trying to keep up with the conveyor belt, I identified sweet potato, chorizo, hazelnuts and dried basil leaves as components in my sea bass dish. From the menu I see that only four or five other elements eluded me. Fiona's beef, pink and tender, came with Brazil nuts, and saffron-scented beads of fregola which eluded her wide-toothed fork. Some elements, such as baby sweetcorn, seemed to be included just because they looked nice.
Supperclub - 9/15
Saturday, January 09, 2010 - The food, overseen by a former head chef of Oxo Tower, is unexpectedly good, if not exactly indulgent. 'This is food for people who don't eat,' one of my friends observed, as we were presented with a chilly platter holding tiny lozenges of tuna sashimi, dots of lemongrass mayonnaise and some lotus root crisps, which disappeared between our chattering teeth in three bites. Next up, a truffled celeriac veloute served in a mini kilner jar. Fine, but the perils of eating soup while lying down are well-documented. Let's just hope all that white bedding is machine-washable.
Galvin La Chapelle - 13/15
Saturday, December 12, 2009 - Grilled fillet of sea bass and supreme of Landaise chicken, poached then pan-fried, were both well-made, if unsensational. The most exciting dish of the night was the one that strayed furthest from the traditional French repertoire, a Moroccan-inspired pairing of squab pigeon and couscous, served in a tagine, with a jug of fiery harissa...La Chapelle, like the Bistrot de Luxe, is a restaurant I know I will happily return to. It's a place to celebrate a special occasion, and a place that would make any occasion special.
The Restaurant at St Paul's Cathedral - 9/15
Saturday, July 25, 2009 - Both fish dishes we tried scored full marks for imagination and execution. Pollock, usually encountered only as a cod substitute in fish and chips, was here roasted in a spiced cep crust, and served with blanched samphire and cucumber. Even better was seared sea trout, its skin crisp and its salty orange flesh sympathetically partnered with a pale, frugal salad of shaved fennel, shallot and yellow beans, dressed with verjuice. After a run of dessert menus featuring the same dreary options it was refreshing to encounter something a bit different here, including a "sandwich" of dense, dark gingerbread around honey ice-cream, from the owners' own hives in Regent's Park.
Fishy Fishy - 9/15
Monday, July 13, 2009 - The brasserie-style menu is long on choice and short on fancy cooking. There's local crab and lobster; mussels - served marinieres, Provencal or Thai-style; Dorset rock oysters at a pound a pop; chargrilled mackerel with citrus butter; and a smattering of meaty and veggie options. The word 'local' appears all over the menu...Brighton foodies have long complained that they don't have enough decent restaurants. Fishy Fishy is a decent mid-market alternative to the existing seafood restaurants, English's and Riddle and Finns. I can imagine that its snug little dining rooms will be a really attractive prospect in winter.
The Palm London - 9/15
Saturday, June 27, 2009 - We took our new buddy's advice 'to get a little surf and turf thing going' and paired one of the fabled New York sirloin steaks, made with imported USDA prime beef, with a 2lb lobster, flown in twice-weekly, Michael assured us, 'from the ice-cold waters of Nova Scotia'...the steak was first-rate, smokily charred outside, ruby red inside. The lobster, though, was ... hmm; the claws pre-cracked, the body split and finished under the grill with parsley butter, it had a kind of vacuum-packed quality that called to mind not so much the sound of the sea as the whooshing of the 747 that brought it here.
No. 20 - 9/15
Saturday, May 30, 2009 - Unsure of what to expect from a rock'n'roll menu, we were pleasantly surprised by the unshowy modern- British fare on offer. There's plenty for the road-crew as well as the headline act, with dishes like macaroni cheese, pork chop with scrumpy jus, and fish pie. More high-maintenance offerings include Wagyu burger with foie gras, and ''rare-breed omelette with fine herbs''… The hotel may well earn its place on the itineraries of touring bands, but the restaurant will probably attract a slightly different clientele; civilians who want a flavour of life in the VIP area.
Richard Phillips at Chapel Down - 8/15
Saturday, May 16, 2009 - There's a relaxed, continental feel to the place, which was thronged with a mix of age groups, perhaps attracted by the well-priced set menu, which offers two courses for £12.95. The waiter who distributed the prix-fixe menus looked taken aback when I asked if an à la carte menu was also being served…Chapel Down is run by people who do try really hard, and have built the wine operation up brilliantly. Sadly, on the evidence of our lunch, their restaurant, while having its sparkling moments, is distinctly non-vintage.
High Timber - 9/15
Saturday, May 02, 2009 - This really is a room with a view, not just of the Tate Modern and Globe Theatre, but of the passing show of river traffic, from police launches to party boats. There's a small terrace holding a few tables, and a cool, modern dining room, whose flagstoned floors and hushed atmosphere call to mind the tasting room of a well-appointed winery…But although the food is decent enough, in truth, a couple of weeks after our visit, I'm struggling to remember too much about it.
Osteria Dell'Angolo - 10/15
Saturday, April 04, 2009 - The pasta, obviously made in-house, had a springy bite, but the dish was surprisingly bland, given that anchovies were allegedly involved. Cut to the main courses, and suddenly things went wide-screen and into Technicolor. Sea-bass braised with mussels, baby carrot and leek was brought to table in a cast-iron casserole, and served with all the solemn ceremony of a Japanese banquet, while Harry's lamb sweated under its silver cloche. Both the bass and the lamb – roasted neck of, served with puréed apple – were immaculate.
Franco Manca (Brixton)
Saturday, March 07, 2009 - Big, messy and gloriously, explosively tasty, these are pizzas, Jim, but not as we know them. Their irregular shape and nubbly surface would be rejected by a supermarket buyer on sight. But boy, do they eat well. The bases are crisp and light, with a yeasty, sourdough tang. Each topping packs a huge punch: the careful sourcing of organic ingredients is rewarded by capers that erupt like briny taste-bombs, anchovies that linger like the memory of a holiday romance and a single basil leaf with a flavour so big and blousy you want to swoon.
Lido Restaurant & Poolside Bar - 10/15
Saturday, February 07, 2009 - As our lazy lunch extended towards tea-time, a holiday-like relaxation crept over us; there is something intrinsically stress-relieving about eating beside water. Our meal may not have been perfect, but it was perfectly enjoyable. And now that they're properly in the swim, I'm pretty confident that the folks behind Lido have got what it takes to make it a truly wonderful destination, to infinity pool and beyond.
Bob Bob Ricard
Saturday, January 10, 2009 - What BBR does have is that quality so elusive in a new restaurant: romance. The bar downstairs, with its floor laid out like a backgammon board, is pure Orient Express. And the booth-based layout of the restaurant gives it both buzz and intimacy…It's handy to know about a place like this, though, just one minute from Piccadilly Circus and offering a refuge from the madness that engulfs Soho at night. There's something heartening about a restaurant that tries so hard to please, and does it in its own quirky way.
Vanilla Black - 10/15
Saturday, October 25, 2008 - Vanilla Black is without doubt the best vegetarian restaurant I've been to in this country. It's certainly the poshest...And here's the amazing thing: not only does the stylish interior offer no hint of scrubbed pine, but the chef really knows what he's doing. The cooking is refined, adventurous and presented with an artist's eye for shape and colour. Heritage vegetables and artisan British cheeses are lovingly incorporated into dishes which – oh happy day – are hardly brown at all, and completely sludge free.
St Pancras Grand - 9/15
Saturday, September 27, 2008 - The long and flexible menu couldn't be more defiantly British if it painted its face blue and jumped out at you with a stick. The normal brasserie offerings – oysters, shellfish, salads and grills – are joined by a variety of potted seafood and cold meats, including ox tongue and jellied ham with piccalilli. Old cookbooks have been dusted off to find interesting dishes such as braised beef ribs with 17th-century spices and Country Captain, a fruity Anglo-Indian chicken curry, and there are simple gastropub staples, including fish pie, sausage and mash and fish and chips.
The Modern Pantry - 10/15
Saturday, September 13, 2008 - The Modern Pantry is a clever name; the "modern" promising freshness and originality, while the "pantry", with its whiff of stored spices and dry goods, carries the reassurance of old-fashioned values. That duality is reflected in the design; the downstairs café has good Georgian bone structure, emphasised by a trad grey paint job, candles guttering in tall windows and down-lights modelled on fluted copper moulds...
Helene Darroze at The Connaught
Saturday, August 02, 2008 - Of course this is a special-occasion kind of place – I can't imagine business diners tolerating this level of interference – but we left feeling that the food, although good, doesn't quite live up to all the worshipful rigmarole that surrounds it. Over-seasoned, over-attentive and over here, was my facile summary. Karen's was more tactful: "It was lovely, but I don't think we'll be coming back soon."
L'Autre Pied
Saturday, December 01, 2007 - As at Pied à Terre, behind the relatively straightforward descriptions lies modern French cooking of some complexity and technical mastery. The setting here may be more informal but the food at this Pied is as manicured and polished as the original. Foams, emulsions, pures and beignets adorn the dishes, and mystery ingredients abound, inspiring mild panic in Kevin, who kept chasing unknown herbs around his plate yelping, "It's tarragon! Or is it lemon thyme?"
