http://www.london-eating.co.uk/27502.htm Dans le Noir Readers Reviews - London Eating en-gb Copyright: (C) London Eating we went to this restaurant last night quite apprehensive of the reviews i read. we were greeted by lovely staff,and introduced to our guide Shane who was fantastic.the wine was lovely the starter had us all guessing what it was. but it was tasty. the main was warm ,not hot but had many lovely tastes and the portion was generous.we had a great ... http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm Obviously they are under the impression that because you can't see you'll accept any old filth as food. Sadly, they seem to be right. Beware the "surprise" wine - the surprise is that it's vinegar. Also, beware the "surprise" cocktail - the surprise is that it costs £7.50 and doesn't appear to contain any alcohol. As ... http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm the service was good. the food was disgusting. recommended for the experience alone, don't expect to eat or drink much without regretting it. http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm Great concept and experience but service here from the "seeing" front of house staff was terrible. Our blind waiter was lovely once we actually got to our table at 9:45 (45 minutes past our booking time of 9pm). Our 3 course meal was however rushed through in an hour (food was average). It was so noisy we couldn't really hold a ... http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm my friends and i went there for the concept, even though i did expect the food to be good due to the photos on the website (gorgeously styled fusion cuisine). the price on the french website fools you (it says you pay 31 but in fact you end up putting down an extra 8,50 for two courses and water) the water came from the tap too.. superiority ... http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm We went to Dans Le Noir in a fairly big group- 15 people. Unfortunately I didnt actually get into the restaurant as I was too angry with the incompetence and rudeness of the staff. It seems that as you have the 'privilege' of eating in the dark the staff feel that they are doing you a favour by being there. Firstly, our table was booked for ... http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm Fantastic! Unbelievably fantastic! The best food ever. Wine to die for. Everyone in the dark and no predujiced thoughts. it was John Lennons "Imagine" come to life. I almost wept for joy over the amazing delicious food and the people nearby had obviously been many times too. I want to move in. My friends cant wait to go. http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm This is the most overpriced restaurant I have ever been to. the food is quite unbelievably mediocre. It is not disimilar to school canteen food only luckily you can't see what you're eating. I would not recommend this mainly because it will set you back more than £40 per person for very little. There are several GREAT restaurants in ... http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm Definately a cool experience - you can't believe that your eyes never become accustomed to the dark - but definately don't go expecting good food or a chance for a private chat. It is really really loud - people seem to overcompensate and you can really only hear the person beside you. Food is pretty bad - one of the meats was so fatty you ... http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm Great experience and very good service - if you want to do something different then this is it - food was dreadful though (mashed potato and fried peppers/mushrooms for the main course) and the bill was over £100 for two. Go along for the fun if you don't mind paying over the odds for the food! http://www.london-eating.co.uk/7094.htm