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There are sometimes reviews that we just can't print through fear of legal action, but here are a selection with all the offending names removed!

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Mice! Mice! Mice! Mice! Mice! Was there for my 35th tonight and saw twice MICE! Food and service might be good but this does not account for mice running freely around the dinning area and therefore the kitchen!! I was told by the management that despite their regular checks they had no control over the situation? Your choice but mine is to eat in an infested establishment!!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Food and service was a joke. my ears are still ringing with the moaning and rudeness of the camp old waiter!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

I used to be a regular at censored in Shepherd's Bush and saw the staff there be incredibly rude to customers on various occasions, once calling a customer a stupid idiot simply for moving to a nearby empty table. I am no longer going there since a friend of mine and I went in and actually saw the staff attacking four of the customers hitting and throwing a 'wet floor' sign at them. I went in recently to lodge an official comoplaint and had the manager tell me I was not welcome there. Absolutely unbelieveable, avoid this chain like the plague.

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

not a nice resturant....the chef has eczema and his dry skin gets into the food(personal expirience)....

Monday, November 13, 2006

Party of four, got the free dink, ate the popadoms moved a plate, big fat cockroach under it, time to leave dont think we will be going back

Monday, November 13, 2006

Very sad to report that censored is off my christmas card list, our four coats all pushed on one hanger, receptionist does not giva a ****.

Seated in the middle of the room with a cold front of air chilling us in seconds, enquire as to possible heating? No not in this section was the reply. Starters!, shell we more on, mains, i love beef Wellington, not any more thanks to chef, just shy of 200 quid, with only one bottle of wine, do yourself a big favour and stay away.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

censored, is run down, filthy, coutless flies and get this sewer flies(YES SEWER FLIES) and we know where they come from!!!!, cracked wall and floor tiles no extraction system in toilets, so you get stench of fresh urine and excrement wafting through the restuarant while tucking into your kebab!!

The resturant is dull damp/cold and badly lit.

If you have a death wish then censored is for you!!!!!!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Absoluterly appalling.

I ordered a takeaway from there. Not only did they not deliver all the order but my paneer masala turned out to be, well, masals sauce with a couple of lumps in it.

Having rung them up about their mistake they told me 'they were far too busy and popular' to correct the mistake but that I could get the money back at a later date/time when they weren't so busy. When I stated this was not good enough, the lady who if you ever have the misfortune of speaking to is defencive from the start put the phone down on me.

I rang back several times and each time they immediately put the phone down. Who do they think they are to take my money and when the order is wrong tell me that they are so brilliant that they don't need to do anything about it?

Well I went down to their shop which attempts to be both a restaurant and a takeaway and which I fear fails miserably on both counts. On arrival I saw the lady and the Driver!! who allegedly was far, far to busy (Please note he did not leave to deliver any other orders in the entire time I was there).

The lady, was a fair size and I began to understand were my undelivered food had gone. Anyway, she obviously has never heard of customer service and told me she couldn't believe I had come in to collect what I had paid for!! She even responded with the phrase 'Am I bovvered'. After wondering if Catherine Tate was in fact working there things became even more farcical than the show with the owner interfering telling me he didn't need customers like me and to 'f**ck off'.

I implore each and everyone one of you to avoid ever having the mispleasure of eating a 'Misteeka' there.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Dear BKJ If you have a problem then why not approach the Restaurant or the person in charge on the day?? You complained about the building itself, maybe it's YOU because everybody that dines in the place loves it. Short order cook knowledge is obviously coming from the type of person that would frequent those sorts of places. So Mr BKJ phone me if you have balls (which I doubt) and maybe we could discuss this in a more direct constructive manner.

All My Love

Johnnie Mountain

Owner/Short Order Cook

Friday, November 10, 2006

£73 for a gin and tonic, three or four glasses of average wine, a starter (6 average oysters), main course (an average steak) and a coffee. Dirty B*st*rds. Don't go, really. For a few more notes you could have an unforgettable experience in Gordon Ramsay's at Claridges. Why do these places exist? I feel ashamed to be British - when food this mediocre is served at these prices.

Friday, November 10, 2006

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