All reader reviews by Anonymous

Kumo

If I wanted to eat off my lap then I would have stayed at home in front of the tele.

This place is a complete joke - we had a booking at 8pm but as the entire restaurant (and I say that in the loosest sense of the word) were sharing 1 menu, we had to wait until three other groups had finished reading it before the red wine and food stained article was passed down to us.

In terms of atmosphere - there is none and the knee height stools and coffee tables ensures you have an uncomfortable evening. The toilets are an after thought with a plastic partition at the end of the alcove. Luckily they are incredibly dark to ensure you can not be seen through the shoody partition.

When the food did come out, it was ok. If it were bar snacks, which is how it felt, it would have been excellent. The fact that they position themselves as a restaurant and are clearly not, unfortunately taints the quality of the food.

The drinks are obviously how this bar survives. A bottle of beer costs £5 and cocktails are £10+.

Regardless to say, we wouldn't go back.

Friday, August 19, 2011
Overall rating
Food 6 | Service 1 | Atmosphere 0 | Value for money 0